Veteran Assembly Speaker John Pérez, the Grand Marshal of a parade of incoming lawmakers attending AT&T’s festivities.

The ballots counted and the winners declared, newly elected members of the California State Assembly could have paused a few days to pen thank you notes or call supporters. Despite an uncommonly grueling campaign, there was simply no time for that when some of America’s largest corporations come calling with trips and gifts worthy of the grand prize on a game show.

More than a few consoled themselves (for now) with something closer to home — wiling away several hours inside AT&T’s luxury suite watching a Kings game with a corporate lobbyist.

Welcome to the world of lobbying on the state level — where “oversight,” “accountability,” and “unseemly” are mere words in a dictionary.

After a historic independent, bipartisan panel redrew California’s electoral districts without the usual political gerrymandering, a number of new faces are headed to Sacramento to do the people’s business. That represents trouble for AT&T and other major corporate interests, who promptly flooded the freshman class with offers of free trips, luxury suites, golf outings, and other “educational opportunities.”

“‘Hey guys, line up and receive your gifts,'” Bob Stern, former chief counsel to the state Fair Political Practices Commission half-joked to a reporter for the Los Angeles Times.

California’s electoral reform was supposed to discourage state lawmakers from finding themselves representing the interests of major corporate benefactors above those of the voters that elected them, but loopholes are everywhere.

The state Democratic party provides cover for legislators with their hands in the goody bag. Veteran Assembly Speaker John Pérez (D-Los Angeles) led the unseemly parade of a dozen newly-elected lawmakers to AT&T’s informal shindig at the Sleep Train Arena, where their host — the chief lobbyist for AT&T in California — was standing at the door waiting to shake hands. Ethical violation? Not a chance.

The rule that lawmakers must not take more than $420 in gifts per year was easily sidestepped by redefining the gathering as a state Democratic Party event, not one sponsored by AT&T.

That allowed freshman Jim Frazier, representing Oakley, to confuse his time at AT&T’s Luxury Lounge with an open town hall. Frazier told the newspaper the time with AT&T corporate officials was “a great opportunity to start meeting the people who worked so hard to represent their districts.”

Jose Medina, the incoming assemblyman from Riverside readily agreed, noting that spending time with corporate lobbyists was “part of my job” and that it would have no impact on his decisionmaking, with the exception of pondering another plate of AT&T’s Clams Casino or holding out for the next round of Hot Cheese Puffs.

The face time is a golden opportunity for company lobbyists to “educate” freshman lawmakers about the issues, at least the way companies like AT&T see them.

If sports with AT&T isn’t exciting enough, lawmakers can select from a wide menu of vacationing alternatives, ranging from trips to Hawaii paid for by tobacco lobbyists and Big Pharma, or jet-setting to Brazil bankrolled in part by Chevron.

Philip Ung, an advocate with Common Cause, was unimpressed with the freshman defense for racking up corporate frequent flyer miles.

“They have obviously convinced themselves that the people’s business is best solved poolside with mai tais in hand,” he told the Times. “Congress [on the federal level] banned this type of travel years ago.”

Union members of the Communications Workers of America, unhappy that customers are not going to receive automatic service credits for the extensive outages caused by Hurricane Sandy, are robocalling possible Cablevision customers to help them secure refunds.

In response, Cablevision’s lawyers threatened to sue the union, claiming they were engaged in “deceptive and illegal” practices, and accused the union of stealing customer records.

Cablevision is one of the few holdouts that require customers to personally request service credits for outages caused by the October storm. Most providers in the hardest hit areas have issued automatic blanket credits for affected customers. Companies requiring customers to contact a customer service representative to request credit are assured many will not, either because of long hold times, other matters taking precedence, or simply because customers forget to ask.

Union officials say the robocalled numbers were gathered from publicly available phone records in the affected areas and did not come from Cablevision’s customer database. Cablevision also objected to the suggestion the union was calling “on behalf” of the cable company — a charge also denied by the union.

“We are just calling people in the affected area to let them know they are eligible for a refund and help them get it if they are entitled to it,” CWA organizer Tim Dubnau told the New York Daily News.

Callers who are interested in pursuing a claim are transferred by the union direct to Cablevision customer service for assistance.

Cablevision and the CWA have been at odds ever since the union began attempting to organize workers in Brooklyn and the Bronx.

The cable company is also facing a $250 million lawsuit filed separately on behalf of subscribers Irwin Bard, a retired businessman from Oyster Bay, N.Y. and his son Jeffery, a lawyer from Huntington.

A Comcast customer in Albany, Calif. got the cable company to pay her $290 towards the purchase of a new television after her cable box went out with a bang.

Kay Corlett’s television, plugged into the back of the box, was an unintended casualty.

Corlett had no trouble getting Comcast to replace her defunct cable box at no charge, but her television was another matter.

“I was very distressed because I had the feeling that they caused the problem so they should be taking care of it very quickly,” Corlett told KGO-TV News.

Corlett played phone tag with a supervisor assigned to investigate her claim and other Comcast employees proved unable to help.

Attitudes changed when KGO’s “7 On Your Side” consumer team intervened. With Comcast’s ongoing intransigence threatening to end up on the evening news, Comcast quickly asked their insurance company to cover the loss.

Corlett received a check for $290 which she put towards the purchase of a new and improved television.

Comcast called the incident extremely rare and recommended customers use surge protectors on their electronic equipment. It was unclear whether the cable box spontaneously failed or if a surge in a nearby power line caused the problem.

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KGO-TV in San Francisco helped Kay Corlett get compensation for the damaged television she says failed after her Comcast cable box exploded.  (3 minutes)

Can Verizon be enticed to puts its FiOS trucks back on the road to expansion?

Despite the fact further expansion of Verizon FiOS has been stalled for more than two years as a result of a company directive, local officials in one Massachusetts community won a commitment from Verizon to extend its fiber to the home service to every home and business in return for a lengthy contract renewal.

Just nine months after local officials in Medford, north of Boston, first signed an agreement with Verizon, The Medford Transcript reports the two were back at the negotiating table with an amended agreement to extend Verizon FiOS beyond the 71 percent already served in return for a franchise that will not expire until 2025.

Verizon originally left large sections of West Medford and several neighborhoods scattered around the area without a fiber upgrade.

Verizon regional president Donna Cupelo acknowledged Medford is the only community in the state that has won a second round of FiOS expansion.

Like many cable franchise agreements, Verizon has agreed to contribute towards the operation of the community’s Public, Educational, and Government access channels available to subscribers of both Comcast and Verizon FiOS.

The amended agreement will expire at the same time Comcast’s current franchise agreement ends, giving both providers parity.

Verizon’s agreement to expand its FiOS network under certain conditions may provide the first visible path for other communities with incomplete fiber service to entice Verizon to keep building its fiber network.

Two North Carolina men subcontracted by Comcast to perform repairs in sections of New Jersey hard-hit by Hurricane Sandy spent their Thanksgiving trying to rob a drug store instead, authorities say.

Hillside police told The Star-Ledger 28-year-old David Dockery of Morganton and 34-year-old Jerry Lee Williams of Hickory were arrested Thanksgiving night and charged with burglary and criminal mischief.

Police say the pair attempted to burgle the CVS Pharmacy on Long Avenue by breaking the drive-thru window. Authorities were alerted by an alarm.

A pair of officers found both men in a white cargo van on railroad tracks behind the store. Police speculate the two were searching for prescription drugs.