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Sometimes the marketing hype associated with broadband products goes just a tad too far.
Michael is a Verizon DSL customer living with Verizon’s $34.99 3Mbps DSL service. He reported to The Consumerist that a nearby friend in the same zip code was able to get Verizon’s 7Mbps service for $42.99 a month, so he called Verizon to see if he could obtain the same service.
I was told that it wasn’t available at my address, which is in the same zip code, but they sure can offer me 5MB for $49.99. After the run around, I politely declined and left everything be.
[Upon further checking their website] 7MB is available for my address, and for $42.99 with contract! Call #1 ended up me being told that I can in fact get 7MB but for $49.99. I declined and said no thank you. Call #2 told me that 7MB was not available, only 5MB, and it also was $49.99. I declined and called back a third time. Call #3 told me I can upgrade to 7MB but only online as “they have different specials we don’t honor over the phone.” The problem? My address states it has 7MB available… as a NEW account. If I log in my account and choose to upgrade, I can only order 5MB. I call back again, and a couple calls routed me to either the Philippines or India, and I politely hung up in frustration even before I started a conversation.
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At this point I was livid and called to cancel my service. The woman told me 7MB is absolutely 100% definitely not available for my address. She couldn’t explain why I could order it as a new account but not as an existing customer. The next part takes the cake from every reply I’ve ever heard. I directly asked “why is it I can open a new account with 7MB but I cannot order it as an existing customer?” Her response: “Your home cannot handle the 7MB speed. If I put in the order for 7MB, it will burn your house down.”
Michael was, of course, flabbergasted. Besides, it’s usually cable installers that set your house on fire.
Verizon’s rate plan shell game guarantees they are always the winner:
“Last night surprisingly I get an email about my Verizon account. My rates are being raised to $36.99 for my current 3MB service.” Presumably Verizon needs to purchase fire insurance to protect customers from the blazing fast speeds. Or is that red hot glow coming from customers?
The Consumerist recommends an e-mail carpet bombing of Verizon executives’ e-mail accounts to get someone to resolve his problems. Here’s a better answer for unresolved complaints regarding Verizon: Call the Verizon Executive Customer Relations office at 1-800-483-7988 and press 3.
This is Bill Kula, a Verizon national media spokesman commenting on Laura Northrup’s original story in the Consumerist and partially covered here at Stop The Cap! about our customer Michael trying to increase his DSL-based Internet speed with us. First, our DSL service introduced 11 years ago (and our fastest DSL service of up-to 7.1 Mbps offered two years ago and now available to 10 million households) is very safe. I can’t speak for the alleged words of the Verizon sales reps (I wasn’t on the line) with whom Michael spoke, but do not take their comments literally. When you… Read more »
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I had a similar experience with AT&T as I pointed out in a similar DSL article on this site not too long ago. Advertisement of speeds like 3Mb/sec or of the like and get 75% is just wrong when in fact they can deliver right on the spot that speed by syncing up at a higher rate. Bellsouth proved that when I had DSL service with them and complained. AT&T being the big bad corp,, blew me off like I was nothing of value. I am sure Verizon pulls the same shenanigans.