The crowds in New York City waiting for iPad 2 to arrive. (Courtesy: Digital Trends)

You have to give Apple credit.  Nobody knows how to design a product for intuitiveness, sex appeal, and downright usability like Apple. Although I have never been devoted to the Macintosh or other Apple personal computers, nobody can deny Apple has had one success after another with their personal communications and entertainment devices:

• iPod – It changed music players the same way the Sony Walkman did a generation earlier;
• iPhone – Not since Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream have I seen people literally fight over something.
• iPad – The only tablet I have found tolerable.

Acquiring these products, particularly around launch time, is often an experience.  Apple is the ultimate control freak when it comes to managing its product releases, with pages of requirements about how, when, and where people will be able to acquire the latest Apple Anything. They also know how to stage events guaranteed to bring the media out.

And so last Friday, in the middle of a nasty wind-whipped snowy day, there I was standing outside of a Best Buy store in Victor, N.Y., with around 75 others waiting in line to acquire iPad 2 (it’s not “the iPad” I learned — it’s just “iPad” thank you very much.)

It could have been worse.  At the Apple Store inside Eastview Mall, adjacent to Best Buy, hundreds were camped out, with some arriving with the early morning mall walkers.  A much smaller group gathered at Target and Wal-Mart, two other retailers who were part of the opening day festivities.

An hour before the 5pm official start of sales, I was #15 in line — not bad, but not great either in the 5 degree wind chill.  Not since a CompUSA Thanksgiving night promotion a few years ago had I waited in a significant line for anything.  As I chatted up several new-found queue-friends, I began to notice a trend.  I was the only one there who did not already own iPad.  At one point, while checking the time on my Motorola Droid X phone, audible gasps were heard.

“You… you don’t have an iPhone?” my line neighbor asked, as I realized I was the skunk at Apple’s garden party.

“No, nothing is worth being stuck with AT&T for cell phone service,” I replied, trying to recover from my social faux pas.  Not good enough.

The whispering began — “he doesn’t have an iPhone… what is he doing here?”

Eventually, after some friendly interrogation, it was decided I was okay, because at least I owned an iPod Touch, an Apple TV, and a Mac Mini.  Besides, there was plenty of time to evangelize me with tales that AT&T wasn’t so bad in Rochester.  Hey, the iPhone is available from Verizon, I was told.

Yes, I replied.  I sort of knew that.

As members of the crowd texted their compatriots staked out at other retail locations sharing rumors and sightings, we learned the Apple Store crowd was now completely out of hand at the mall just a few hundred yards away.

“The line is down to Macy’s!” one hollered.  “I’m glad I came here, instead,” another replied.

Best Buy's store in Victor, N.Y.

Anxiety levels seemed to increase whenever someone entered or exited the store.  Were they line jumping?  If an employee emerged, what did they know?  Best Buy employees were strictly forbidden, by Apple it turned out, to reveal -anything- about the product people were waiting to buy.  How many are on hand?  Can’t say.  Why are we waiting outside?  Because Apple required it.  What models will you have?  Can’t say that either.  What happens if you run out?  We will begin taking names for the reservation list tomorrow.  Why tomorrow?  Apple rules, came the reply.

The frustration of Best Buy management was on full display, knowing full well that any unhappy or disappointed customers were likely to blame Best Buy, not Apple, for being unable to walk away with iPad 2 right then and there.

By 4:45pm, it became clear Target could care less about Apple’s rules, as the first winners in the Apple device lottery emerged from the store waving their conquest.  It turned out they had eight units to sell.  Wal-Mart had 10.  This was not going over well with the Best Buy line, who now wondered how many the Best Buy store in the most wealthy part of greater Rochester would actually have on hand.

At 4:50pm, Best Buy employees emerged with folders described as “tickets” customers could use to buy the units they had to sell.  But be careful, we were told.  Apple required ticket holders to complete their purchases at Best Buy no later than 6pm or their “ticket” would expire.

Then a fever swept the line as people tried to guess how many tickets Best Buy had to hand out.  Not since Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has there been this much excitement over tickets (at least with Willy Wonka you got a chocolate bar as a consolation prize.)

I want iPad 2 NOW! I don't care how much it costs.

Within minutes it became obvious Best Buy had exactly 15 units to sell to a line of 75.  Uh oh.  Worries over making the “right choice” between the white or black, 16 or 32GB model were replaced with “you will take what we give you and like it.”

And there I was clutching the last folder for a 16GB white model, actually fearing someone might swoop in and grab it.  I shook my head — now I am caught up in this silly hysteria.

Instantly, like one of those well-choreographed flash mobs, the losers silently dissolved into the parking lot, heading for their cars, despite Best Buy employees’ best efforts to promise to “take names” tomorrow for future sales.  No deal.  But one desperate young lady who wandered up minutes later, encouraged seeing only 15 of us preparing to enter the store, flew into a panicked tantrum when she realized they were already sold out.

“I need iPad 2 today!  I don’t care what it costs or what model.  I need it now,” she wailed.

I realized I’ve just encountered the 2011 reincarnation of Veruca Salt.

“A hardcore Apple junkie,” one of the fellow 15 whispered to a friend.

“Yes, she should have got here hours ago if she was serious,” came the reply.  “Amateur.”

With that we were paraded into the store with one manager at the front and another employee at the rear to protect “line integrity.”  But it was not the beginning of a magical adventure with a golden ticket.  It was still just Best Buy.

My DOA iPad 2 serves me right. I don't own an iPhone.

Moments later, we were trapped in a “special line” facing upselling snipers trying to pick us off with extended warranty service plans, accessories, and Zagg’s invisibleSHIELD, the product that requires the patience of Job to apply.

“No problem, we can do it for you for $14.95,” an employee chimed in on queue.

Nearly an hour(!) later, I finally managed to get to the register and tell them “no” on the extras, swipe my card, and get the heck outta there.

Later that evening I unwrapped it, plugged it in, and discovered (and later confirmed), it was a dud — dead on arrival.  It went back on Saturday.

Lessons Learned:

1. It is never worth waiting in line for an hour or more for -anything- unless you enjoy the experience of waiting and chatting people up;
2. Being an early adopter means you are a beta tester, bound to end up with early manufacturing boo-boos;
3. Steve Jobs is a Bond Villain;
4. It’s my own fault.  After all, I didn’t have an iPhone.

High gain Wi-Fi antennas like this one allowed one Ontario couple to leave Canada's cable companies behind and sign up for Time Warner service in the United States.

Last week, Stop the Cap! compared prices from two Internet Service Providers — Rogers Communications on the western side of the Niagara River — in Ontario, and Time Warner Cable on the eastern side in Niagara Falls, N.Y.

The price disparity is no secret to one Canadian family who read our piece and let us know they import their broadband service, thanks to long distance Wi-Fi, from the United States.

The couple, Neil and Michelle (we’ve been asked not their reveal their real names) and their three boys have lived along the Niagara River, which divides the United States and Canada, for over a decade.  Jim has been fascinated with low power, long distance communications since his days in amateur radio.

“I’ve always been trying to see what stations I can pick up, especially low power ones,” Neil tells us.

That curiosity came with Neil to his interest in broadband wireless communications.  Living along the river, Neil was fascinated to see Wi-Fi signals make their way across the river from the United States’ side.

“Thanks to a clear shot across the river, and a lot of businesses located adjacent to the Robert Moses Parkway, it’s easy to pickup Wi-Fi signals from businesses on the American side,” says Neil.

Neil discovered many networks wide open for public use and began to consider the implications of “importing” his broadband service from the United States to escape Rogers’ high prices.

“For Canadians, the idea of escaping the country’s communications providers is not that unusual,” Neil says.  “Some already have ‘gray market’ satellite dish accounts with America’s DISH or DirecTV, and some even use American prepaid cell phones, which are much cheaper than our own services and get good local reception across Niagara Falls down to Fort Erie.”

“So I began wondering what would happen if we could install a decent Wi-Fi system high enough on the house to get a good signal from a partner on the other side of the river,” Neil pondered.  “We started by putting a test signal up and driving through some Niagara Falls neighborhoods on the American side and found some good prospects.”

A long-shot advertisement on a well-known “for-sale/trade” website paid off, when an American family responded, intrigued by the experiment.

“The fact we were willing to pay their cable bill as compensation didn’t hurt either,” Neil suggests.  “The chances appeared very good for success, because we can see some of their trees from our roof.”

Niagara Falls, Ontario (left) and Niagara Falls, N.Y. (right), divided by the Niagara River.

Neil guessed right because today, with the help of two raised directional, roof-mounted high-gain Wi-Fi antennas that can literally “see” one another, the Ontario family enjoys its cable-TV and broadband service from Time Warner Cable.

“The signal is rock solid and the only time we get some speed problems is if someone in one of the bed and breakfast places nearby ends up on our channel,” Neil says.  “We can even watch television with the help of a Slingbox we installed on the American side which works perfectly fine on a Wireless N connection.”

Since the rise of Canada’s exchange rate against America’s declining dollar, the savings are dramatic. A comparable cable-TV plan with Rogers runs $80 a month for standard service, equipment fees, and HD service charges.  Add another $50 for broadband service with the modem rental fee and Neil would pay Rogers $130 a month before taxes for the two services.

“And we would be limited to just 60GB of usage per month before the $2/GB overlimit fee started making the bill even higher,” Neil says.

Time Warner Cable currently charges Neil’s adopted family $87 a month for television and broadband on a promotion.

Today, Neil’s conscience (and savings) led him to decide “borrowing” another family’s account wasn’t fair, so now he pays for -two- accounts with Time Warner, one for the New York family, the other belonging to him.

“Time Warner thinks of us as apartment renters and bills a post office box,” Neil says.  “The other family doesn’t care about cable-TV anymore so we’re just paying for their broadband account.”

The neighbors are certainly amused.

“When they come over, they call us ‘the American Embassy in Niagara Falls’ because of all the ads for Time Warner they see across the cable channels we get and because American cable systems ignore virtually all Canadian TV networks.”

Why go through all this?

“Now that we’re paying for two accounts, it’s a matter of principle,” Neil says. “I will not do business with a company that slaps usage limits on broadband, and now I don’t have to.”

In fact, now that the family’s sons are getting close to teen years, their Internet use is growing.

“We almost don’t care about the cable-TV anymore ourselves — we’re watching shows online, on-demand in this household,” Neil says.  “For my kids, they are growing up with the concept of television being always on-demand and it works around their schedule, not the other way around.”

Besides, Americans have access to Hulu, and Canada does not.

“Hulu is very important, and Netflix was even before it was sold in Canada,” Neil says.  “Now we can watch what we want, as much as we want, and pay a fair price for unlimited broadband.”

Neil can’t complain about Time Warner Cable, except for the fact it provides him with a U.S. IP address, which locks him out of a lot of Canadian online video-on-demand services from the CBC and other networks’ websites.

“They do a much better job than Rogers ever did with consistent broadband speeds and fewer outages, and we can live without replays of 18 to Life and Little Mosque on the Prairie,” Neil says. “I’m just glad you folks at Stop the Cap! convinced Time Warner to abandon the kind of pricing that is ruining the hell out of Canada’s broadband.”

If you are a Time Warner Cable “digital phone” customer living in New York or western Massachusetts, you can get a few dollars of your money back thanks to serious outages that have plagued the cable company for the past two weeks.

The worst problems occurred yesterday, when customers across the entire region couldn’t make or receive calls in many instances.

“My wife said it was like the whole system crashed,” reports Stop the Cap! reader Marcus, who lives near Syracuse.  “A lot of people here are very upset.”

Marcus reports he couldn’t even work around the outage by trying to set up call forwarding to send calls to his cell phone or another Voice Over IP provider.

“I tried to forward my Time Warner calls to a Vonage number I have and that didn’t work either,” Marcus writes.

We heard from several readers in Rochester, Albany, Syracuse, and even into western parts of Massachusetts that calling a Time Warner Cable customer from a cell phone or a landline from Verizon or Frontier was nearly impossible without getting a recording or busy signal.

Small business customers using Time Warner’s phone service were also impacted in some cases.

Lakeview Deli in Saranac Lake posted a message on its Facebook page just before noon, advising its customers to call in their lunch orders using a cell phone number because of the problems with its main phone line. Owner John Van Anden said he normally gets 30 to 40 calls around the lunch hour; he got only four on Tuesday.

“It hurt (business) quite a bit just because you can’t get phone calls from customers,” he said.

The outage, which lasted more than 12 hours, was reportedly finally fixed by the cable company last evening at around 11pm.  No explanation for the outage was given by Time Warner Cable.

This is the third major service problem for Time Warner’s phone service this month:

1. Time Warner misdirected 911 emergency service calls to a call center in Colorado;
2. Time Warner underestimated call volumes, leaving customers in central New York with “all circuits are busy” recordings or busy signals;
3. Yesterday’s collapse of Time Warner’s phone network.

“Wow, this is starting to make Frontier look good again,” says our Rochester reader Kevin.  “I’ll be dropping my phone service with the cable company when my promotion ends and sticking with my Verizon cell phone.”

With all of these service outages, you know what that means — it’s time to go grab those service credits.  Customers in central New York can apply for at least a week of service credits because of the ongoing problems the company faces handling call volumes.  Everyone else in the region with “Digital Phone” service qualifies for a day’s worth of credit.  But you won’t get it unless you ask.  We’ve made asking simple, with our cut and paste process:

Stop the Cap! Presents Your Easy Service Credit Request Menu

Customers in the northeast can request one day of credit for yesterday’s phone outage.  Residents in central New York, including Syracuse — can ask for one week of credit for ongoing call congestion problems.

Sample Request You Can Cut and Paste:

I am writing to request one day service credit for the phone service outage that occurred in my area yesterday, Tuesday Jan. 18th. Please credit my account.

[Central NY Residents ONLY]: I am writing to request a credit for one week of telephone service to cover the company’s ongoing intermittent call connection problems in our area as well as yesterday’s (Jan. 18) more widespread service disruption.  I am concerned about the repeated problems Time Warner seems to be having in correctly servicing my telephone needs.  Please credit my account.

Use the Online E-Mail form, select Billing Inquiry, and send a message requesting credit.

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WSYR-TV in Syracuse is spending plenty of time covering Time Warner’s phone outages and other problems.  Here’s the fourth report this month, covering yesterday’s widespread problem. (Warning: Loud Volume) (2 minutes)

Just a week after exposing serious insufficiencies in a 911 emergency services database, a report from a Syracuse, New York television station finds Time Warner Cable’s “Digital Phone” service has a new problem — incoming calls increasingly are not getting through.

Callers using Verizon, Frontier, or cell phone lines are getting recorded messages indicating “all circuits are busy” when trying to reach customers using the cable company’s Voice Over IP phone service.  Time Warner officials are well aware of the problem.

The cable company tells WSYR-TV the problem is on inbound calls only, and is being caused by an unusual spike in the volume of calls to the company’s customers.  When all incoming lines are in use, callers will hear a recorded message.

The company says it is working to expand incoming call capacity in the next week to ten days, and until then advises callers to simply keep trying — once another customer hangs up, a line will be available for your call.

Time Warner says they routinely expand call capacity based on predicted call volumes, but this winter the number of inbound calls went beyond expectations.  Time Warner bundles its “digital phone” service with cable and broadband packages, and has picked up a significant percentage of customers who have cut the cord of their traditional phone company.

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WSYR-TV in Syracuse covers Time Warner’s latest glitch — problems with their ‘Digital Phone’ service.  (Warning: Loud Volume) (2 minutes)

WSYR-TV in Syracuse

One television station in central New York has helped provoke Time Warner Cable into fixing flaws with its Digital Phone service and how it handles emergency calls to 911.

WSYR-TV in Syracuse shined a spotlight on several failures by the cable company to properly route 911 calls to the appropriate local agencies, instead diverting some 911 calls to a call center in Colorado.

The cable company also had problems with the accuracy of its customer database, which could leave emergency responders with incomplete or missing address information.

After several New York State county 911 managers brought the matter to the attention of the station, it ran a series of reports that have gotten results.

The cable company told the station it has made significant progress in resolving 911 problems, and several of the county 911 managers the station spoke with tentatively agree — noting they’ve seen improvements from the cable operator.

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WSYR-TV aired two follow-up reports on the Digital Phone-911 problems.  (Warning: Loud Volume) (4 minutes)