Phillip “Size is Everything” Dampier

Comcast’s new $1.2 billion 59-story Comcast Innovation and Technology Center — 1,121 feet in height and the 8th tallest building in the U.S. and highest building in Philadelphia — will be subsidized by taxpayers.

Comcast’s new tower, not far from Comcast Center — the current champion of Philadelphia’s highest buildings — is scheduled to break ground this summer and receive at least $40 million in taxpayer assistance to pay for improvements including a subway stop inside the building and the construction of a Winter Garden on 18th Street viewable by Comcast’s executives and the ordinary little people who also happen to pass by.

The average Philadelphian will probably never visit the top 13 floors, dedicated to the luxury-priced Four Seasons Philadelphia, where well-heeled guests will be invited to check in on the top floor for one of 200 available suites. The public at large will be tolerated in the hotel restaurant (if they behave) and the 2,682-square-feet of space dedicated to retail shops.

Because Comcast is going to pack up to 4,000 employees in its new building, taxpayers are paying Comcast an added bonus — $4.5 million in state job-creation tax incentives for the 1,500 jobs Comcast claims it will bring to the city. That signing bonus, payable to Comcast – not the employee, runs $3,000 per job.

An artist’s conception of Comcast’s newest excess.

Philebrity reports the local NBC station and Telemundo 62 (both owned by Comcast) will also move into the building. For the benefit of the worker class, there will be an atrium every three floors because once you’re spending over a billion dollars, you might as well throw some damn plants in there.

The Inquirer fell all over itself gushing about the new building in a shameless puff piece:

With its new 1,121-foot-tall loft building, designed by Britain’s Norman Foster, Comcast fashions a rebuttal to all that. Think of the towering waterfall of glass that was unveiled Wednesday as a skyscraper version of the great, light-filled factory lofts of the early 20th century, but wedged into the unpredictable heart of Center City atop the region’s densest transit hub. In the six years since Comcast embedded itself in one of the city’s more straight-laced corporate towers, it has done a complete 180: Its second high-rise should be a glorious vertical atelier where employees can make a mess while they invent and build stuff.

In short, this is what the future of the growing Comcast campus at 18th and Arch Streets will look like: Suits to the east, hipster engineers in cutoffs and flip-flops to the west.

Readers will excuse the fact hyperventilating “Inquirer Architecture Critic” (does any other newspaper in America have one of those?) Inga Saffron needed to catch her breath before finally reminding readers in a later update Liberty Property Trust, Comcast’s partner in the building, is under the leadership of William Hankowsky, who coincidentally also happens to be part owner of The Inquirer.

Philebrity, in a less charitable moment, referred to the new skyscraper as Comcast’s middle finger to Philadelphia. Considering the fact Comcast subscribers nationwide will likely help foot the bill, that’s a finger seen from  Cape Cod to Catalina Island.